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#9891The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- David Gerrold
#9892The poetry of heroism appeals irresitably to those who don't go to a war,
and even more so to those whom the war is making enormously wealthy."
-- Celine
#9893The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be
addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified. But it is equally
important to accept and tolerate different standards of courtesy, not
expecting everyone else to adapt to one's own preferences. Only then can
we hope to restore the insult to its proper social function of expressing
true distaste.
-- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly
Correct Behavior"
#9894The politician is someone who deals in man's problems of adjustment.
To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.
-- Buckminster Fuller
#9895The price of greatness is responsibility.
#9896The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
-- Mario Cuomo
#9897The primary theme of SoupCon is communication. The acronym "LEO"
represents the secondary theme:

Law Enforcement Officials

The overall theme of SoupCon shall be:

Avoiding Communication with Law Enforcement Officials
-- M. Gallaher
#9898The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that
for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good
requires intent.
#9899The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty for
incompetence.
#9900The public demands certainties; it must be told definitely and a bit
raucously that this is true and that is false. But there are no certainties.
-- H.L. Mencken, "Prejudice"
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