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#9831TANSTAAFL
#9832Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind
the tree."
-- Russell Long
#9833Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.
#9834Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
#9835Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
-- Napoleon I
#9836That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience"
#9837That's where the money was.
-- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank

It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
-- Willie Sutton
#9838... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that
consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune
of "Camptown Races". Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to
listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
#9839The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
-- Bill Murray
#9840The assertion that "all men are created equal" was of no practical use
in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the
Declaration not for that, but for future use.
-- Abraham Lincoln
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