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#9701Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.
-- George M. Cohan
#9702Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
#9703Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
#9704Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
#9705Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx
#9706Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx
#9707Most people want either less corruption or more of a chance to
participate in it.
#9708Mr. Salter's side of the conversation was limited to expressions of assent.
When Lord Copper was right he said "Definitely, Lord Copper"; when he was
wrong, "Up to a point."
"Let me see, what's the name of the place I mean? Capital of Japan?
Yokohama isn't it?"
"Up to a point, Lord Copper."
"And Hong Kong definitely belongs to us, doesn't it?"
"Definitely, Lord Copper."
-- Evelyn Waugh, "Scoop"
#9709My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty
nights -- or very early mornings -- when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and,
instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at
a hundred miles an hour ... booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at
the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which
turnoff to take when I got to the other end ... but being absolutely certain
that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were
just as high and wild as I was: no doubt at all about that.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
#9710"My country, right or wrong" is a thing that no patriot would think
of saying, except in a desperate case. It is like saying "My mother,
drunk or sober."
-- G.K. Chesterton, "The Defendant"
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