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| #9351 |   | Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? 		-- John Heywood
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| #9352 |   | You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
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| #9353 |   | You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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| #9354 |   | You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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| #9355 |   | You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool your Mom.
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| #9356 |   | You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.
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| #9357 |   | You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other people get what they want.
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| #9358 |   | You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. 		-- Al Capone 		[Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]
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| #9359 |   | You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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| #9360 |   | You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
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