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#8901A full belly makes a dull brain.
-- Ben Franklin

[and the local candy machine man. Ed]
#8902 A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best
friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown. When asked by her father why she
had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today
and I've been telling it to the Maureens."
#8903A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).
#8904A good memory does not equal pale ink.
#8905A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
-- J. Hawes
#8906A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
-- Patton
#8907A good reputation is more valuable than money.
-- Publilius Syrus
#8908A good scapegoat is hard to find.
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.
-- Carolyn Wells
#8909A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
#8910A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
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