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| #8891 | | A day without sunshine is like night.
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| #8892 | | A dead man cannot bite.
-- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
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| #8893 | | A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
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| #8894 | | A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
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| #8895 | | A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday. An hour later, when wandering through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."
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| #8896 | | A fool and his money are soon popular.
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| #8897 | | A fool and your money are soon partners.
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| #8898 | | A fool must now and then be right by chance.
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| #8899 | | A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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| #8900 | | A friend in need is a pest indeed.
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