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| #8881 | | A boy spent years collecting postage stamps. The girl next door bought
an album too, and started her own collection. "Dad, she buys everything I've
bought, and it's taken all the fun out of it for me. I'm quitting." Don't,
son, remember, 'Imitation is the sincerest form of philately.'"
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| #8882 | | A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise
against the wind, not with it.
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| #8883 | | A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
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| #8884 | | A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
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| #8885 | | A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.
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| #8886 | | A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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| #8887 | | A couch is as good as a chair.
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| #8888 | | A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
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| #8889 | | A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
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| #8890 | | A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.
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