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#8381Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
#8382Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their
minds cannot change anything.
-- G.B. Shaw
#8383Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.
#8384Put your trust in those who are worthy.
#8385Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.
-- Oscar Wilde
#8386"Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done,
I find being 'inhuman' a compliment."
-- Spider Robinson, "Callahan's Secret"
#8387Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.
#8388Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't the remotest
knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Earnest"
#8389... relaxed in the manner of a man who has no need to put up a front of
any kind.
-- John Ball, "Mark One: the Dummy"
#8390Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
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