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#8261Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
#8262Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
#8263Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never
believe you anyway.
-- Elbert Hubbard
#8264Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning.
-- Marlo Thomas
#8265Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
#8266Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.
#8267Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
#8268Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
#8269Never kick a man, unless he's down.
#8270Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
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