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#8251My brain is my second favorite organ.
-- Woody Allen
#8252My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.
And then say it with the utmost levity.
-- G.B. Shaw
#8253My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly
with my legs.
-- Woody Allen, on Epistemology
#8254My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
#8255My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
-- Oscar Wilde
#8256My philosophy is: Don't think.
-- Charles Manson
#8257Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's
character, give him power.
-- Abraham Lincoln
#8258Needs are a function of what other people have.
#8259Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.
#8260Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
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