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#8221May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
#8222Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the
earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
-- Lazarus Long
#8223"Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes."
#8224Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
#8225Men ought to know that from the brain and from the brain only arise our
pleasures, joys, laughter, and jests as well as our sorrows, pains, griefs
and tears. ... It is the same thing which makes us mad or delirious,
inspires us with dread and fear, whether by night or by day, brings us
sleeplessness, inopportune mistakes, aimless anxieties, absent-mindedness
and acts that are contrary to habit...
-- Hippocrates "The Sacred Disease"
#8226Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to
conceal their thoughts.
-- Voltaire
#8227Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a
rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
#8228Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine.
#8229Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly
at the right moment.
-- Horace
#8230Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
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