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| #8081 | | If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
-- Garrison Keillor
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| #8082 | | If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
-- Robert Pante, fashion consultant
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| #8083 | | If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
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| #8084 | | If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
-- Schmidt
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| #8085 | | If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be
deceiving you very well.
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| #8086 | | If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
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| #8087 | | If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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| #8088 | | If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Arthur Kasspe
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| #8089 | | If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you
lack sufficient imagination.
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| #8090 | | If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
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