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#8051If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.
#8052If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
#8053If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
#8054If there was any justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
#8055If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
#8056"If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage."
#8057If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.
#8058If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
-- Ann Edwards-Duff
#8059If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.
#8060If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then
you clearly don't understand the situation.
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