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| #8041 |   | If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. 		-- A. Einstein.
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| #8042 |   | If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. 		-- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use 		of the Young"
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| #8043 |   | If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
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| #8044 |   | If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
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| #8045 |   | If only you had a personality instead of an attitude.
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| #8046 |   | If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
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| #8047 |   | If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. 		-- Albert Einstein
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| #8048 |   | If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten!
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| #8049 |   | If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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| #8050 |   | If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
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