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| #8031 |   | If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. 		-- Thomas Wolfe
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| #8032 |   | If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
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| #8033 |   | If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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| #8034 |   | If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. 		-- George Winters
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| #8035 |   | If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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| #8036 |   | If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
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| #8037 |   | If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? 		-- Marvin Kitman
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| #8038 |   | If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
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| #8039 |   | If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top? 		-- Jerry Muscha
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| #8040 |   | If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform. 		-- Mary Wilson Little
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