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| #8011 |   | I think I'm schizophrenic.  One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
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| #8012 |   | I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of the quest. 		-- Madeleine Gobeil
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| #8013 |   | I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.  Then I realized who was telling me this. 		-- Emo Phillips
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| #8014 |   | I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.
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| #8015 |   | I will follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it if I can help it. 		-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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| #8016 |   | I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd listen to it! 		-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire
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| #8017 |   | I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell ... their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ. 		-- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Summing Up"
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| #8018 |   | I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.
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| #8019 |   | I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't that good. 		-- Amy Gorin
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| #8020 |   | "I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL soon ..."
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