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#7821Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
#7822Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is
wide awake.
#7823 Eeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and
looked at himself in the water.
"Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."
He turned and walked slowly down the stream for twenty yards,
splashed across it, and walked slowly back on the other side. Then he
looked at himself again.
"As I thought," he said, "no better from *____this* side. But nobody
minds. Nobody cares. Pathetic, that's what it is.
-- A.A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh," Chapter VI, "In Which Eeyore
Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents"
#7824Elevators smell different to midgets.
#7825Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
#7826Enjoy yourself while you're still old.
#7827Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.
-- Onasander
#7828Etiquette is for those with no breeding; fashion for those with no taste.
#7829Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
#7830Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.
-- Menander
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