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#7631After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything.
Just in case.
#7632 After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the
seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed. Later she was heard to
sing, "Some day my prints will come."
#7633Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain.
-- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of Orleans", III, 6
#7634Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
#7635Ah, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!
#7636Al didn't smile for forty years. You've got to admire a man like that.
-- from "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"
#7637Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself
or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has
a beginning and an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and
Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.
-- Tom Robbins
#7638All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact,
barely presentable.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
#7639All his life he has looked away... to the horizon, to the sky,
to the future. Never his mind on where he was, on what he was doing.
-- Yoda
#7640All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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