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#7391When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.
-- Oscar Wilde
#7392When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never
tried before.
-- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"
#7393When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
-- Charles Merrill Smith
#7394When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman. As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's.
-- DeGourmont
#7395When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal
woman. Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
-- Robert Schuman
#7396When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
-- Mae West
#7397When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame --
half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
#7398When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
#7399When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was, at
her request, moved to a different room. She told me she didn't think she
had ever seen a Jew before. My only response was to begin wearing a
small Star of David on a chain around my neck. I had not become a more
observing Jew; rather, discovering that the label of Jew was offensive to
others made me want to let people know who I was and what I believed in.
Similarly, after talking to these young women -- one of whom told me that
she didn't think she had ever met a feminist -- I've taken to identifying
myself as a feminist in the most unlikely of situations.
-- Susan Bolotin, "Voices From the Post-Feminist Generation"
#7400When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men,
one excuses women.
-- Horne Tooke
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