HomeTilesDesktopsGamesRegisterFAQLinks
Login:
Password:

BGA fortune cookies :: ALL
fortune index   all fortunes

#7351There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.
#7352There's nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
-- Clare Booth Luce
#7353There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
#7354There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can
always see somebody who did worse.
-- Warren H. Goldsmith
#7355There's one fool at least in every married couple.
#7356There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood
#7357There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
-- Richard Le Gallienne
#7358This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags! I just won the California lottery!"
"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
#7359'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.
-- H.L. Mencken
#7360To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand
more from her? You don't want a rose to sing.
-- Thackeray
  prev   1 ... 731 732 733 734 735   736   737 738 739 740 ... 1097   next  


art   computers   cookie   definitions   education   ethnic   food   fortunes   humorists   kids   law   literature   love   medicine   men-women   news   paradoxum   people   pets   platitudes   politics   riddles   science   sports   wisdom   work  

User Functions
You're not logged in! If you don't have an account yet, please register one and get your very own elite (but free) BGA account!
Backgrounds
Animals
Artistic
Aviation
Cars and Bikes
Cartoons
Celebs (female)
Celebs (male)
Cities
Countries
Digital
Food and Drinks
History
Misc
Movies and TV
Music
Nature
People
Seascape
Space
Spiritual
Sports
Search keywords:
Detailed view
Top Backgrounds
link to BGA - contact us
fortunes - donate - advertise
Terms of Service