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| #7101 |  | I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. -- W.C. Fields
 
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| #7102 |  | I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did. 
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| #7103 |  | I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. -- George Eliot
 
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| #7104 |  | I'm very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
 -- Woody Allen
 
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| #7105 |  | I've been in more laps than a napkin. -- Mae West
 
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| #7106 |  | I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
 indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
 devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
 I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
 -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway
 
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| #7107 |  | If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. -- Tallulah Bankhead
 
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| #7108 |  | If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 
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| #7109 |  | If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
 
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| #7110 |  | If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
 -- Frances Rodman
 
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