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| #7071 |  | I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER.  And maybe I don't want to.  Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey.  Her beauty was like a beautiful horse
 being ridden by a wild monkey.  I forget her other qualities.
 -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
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| #7072 |  | I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up. -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.
 
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| #7073 |  | I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
 support of the woman I love.
 -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
 of the British throne in order to marry the American
 divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
 
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| #7074 |  | I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would
 be blockhead enough to have me.
 -- Abraham Lincoln
 
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| #7075 |  | I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
 -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
 
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| #7076 |  | I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'!
 -- Willie Nelson
 
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| #7077 |  | I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo
 
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| #7078 |  | I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa.
 -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
 
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| #7079 |  | I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter. -- Tom McGuane
 
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| #7080 |  | I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 -- Rita Rudner
 
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