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#6981Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.
-- Nicolas Chamfort
#6982Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
-- Woody Allen
#6983Be circumspect in your liaisons with women. It is better to be seen at
the opera with a man than at mass with a woman.
-- De Maintenon
#6984Be prepared to accept sacrifices. Vestal virgins aren't all that bad.
#6985Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
#6986Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
#6987Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage
they are "Let's eat out."
#6988Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
#6989Being asked solicitously about the state of her health was becoming bothersome
to the pregnant woman at the cocktail party. And yet another guest went over
and inquired, "Well, how are you feeling these days?"
"Not too well," said the expectant mother. "You know, I've missed
seven or eight periods now and it's beginning to worry me."
#6990Being owned by someone used to be called slavery -- now it's called commitment.
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