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 |  |  | #6701 |  | "I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about."
 
 |  |  |  | #6702 |  | I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
 
 |  |  |  | #6703 |  | "I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided.  "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA.  That's Inamorati Anonymous.  An inamorato is
 somebody in love.  That's the worst addiction of all."
 "Somebody is about to fall in love," Oedipa said, "you go sit with
 them, or something?"
 "Right.  The whole idea is to get where you don't need it.  I was
 lucky.  I kicked it young.  But there are sixty-year-old men, believe it or
 not, and women even older, who might wake up in the night screaming."
 "You hold meetings, then, like the AA?"
 "No, of course not.  You get a phone number, an answering service
 you can call.  Nobody knows anybody else's name; just the number in case
 it gets so bad you can't handle it alone.  We're isolates, Arnold.  Meetings
 would destroy the whole point of it."
 -- Thomas Pynchon, "The Crying of Lot 49"
 
 |  |  |  | #6704 |  | If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin
 
 |  |  |  | #6705 |  | If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
 
 |  |  |  | #6706 |  | If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty of whether you love her.
 
 |  |  |  | #6707 |  | If you can't be good, be careful.  If you can't be careful, give me a call. 
 |  |  |  | #6708 |  | If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
 
 |  |  |  | #6709 |  | In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that the other really likes.
 -- Elizabeth Ashley
 
 |  |  |  | #6710 |  | In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's
 beloved.
 -- Russell Baker
 
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