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#6681I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
-- Mae West
#6682I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward
or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.
-- Woody Allen
#6683I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West
#6684I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme
foolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish in
loving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish.
-- Rita Mae Brown
#6685"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
#6686"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
#6687"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
#6688"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
#6689"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
#6690"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."
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