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| #6271 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.
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| #6272 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?
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| #6273 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What's his first name?
A. I can't remember.
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first
name?
A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and
pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first
name!
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| #6274 | | Humor in the Court:
Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?
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| #6275 | | Humor in the Court:
Q: ...and what did he do then?
A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?
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| #6276 | | Humor in the Court:
Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial
instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.
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| #6277 | | Humor in the Court:
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.
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| #6278 | | Humor in the Court:
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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| #6279 | | Humor in the Court:
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
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| #6280 | | Humor in the Court:
Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.
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