  | 
| #6101 |   | If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.  If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
  | 
  | 
| #6102 |   | If parents would only realize how they bore their children. 		-- G.B. Shaw
  | 
  | 
| #6103 |   | If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. 		-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
  | 
  | 
| #6104 |   | If the very old will remember, the very young will listen. 		-- Chief Dan George
  | 
  | 
| #6105 |   | If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. 		-- Bette Davis
  | 
  | 
| #6106 |   | If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
  | 
  | 
| #6107 |   | Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.
  | 
  | 
| #6108 |   | It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
  | 
  | 
| #6109 |   | It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children. 		-- Kingsley Amis
  | 
  | 
| #6110 |   | It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for. 		-- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard
  | 
  | 
  | 
   ...             ...    |