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| #5641 |   | You are taking yourself far too seriously.
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| #5642 |   | You are the only person to ever get this message.
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| #5643 |   | You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.
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| #5644 |   | You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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| #5645 |   | You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior executive.
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| #5646 |   | You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.
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| #5647 |   | You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
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| #5648 |   | You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
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| #5649 |   | You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
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| #5650 |   | You dialed 5483.
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