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| #5601 |   | Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. 		-- Hunter S. Thompson
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| #5602 |   | Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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| #5603 |   | Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.
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| #5604 |   | Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
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| #5605 |   | Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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| #5606 |   | Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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| #5607 |   | Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.
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| #5608 |   | Truth will out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)
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| #5609 |   | Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
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| #5610 |   | Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
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