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| #5591 |   | Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
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| #5592 |   | This life is yours.  Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
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| #5593 |   | This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
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| #5594 |   | Time to be aggressive.  Go after a tattooed Virgo.
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| #5595 |   | Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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| #5596 |   | Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
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| #5597 |   | Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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| #5598 |   | Today is the last day of your life so far.
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| #5599 |   | Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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| #5600 |   | Today is what happened to yesterday.
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