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| #5061 | | alta, v: To change; make or become different; modify. ansa, v: A spoken or written reply, as to a question. baa, n: A place people meet to have a few drinks. Baaston, n: The capital of Massachusetts. baaba, n: One whose business is to cut or trim hair or beards. beea, n: An alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and hops, often found in baas. caaa, n: An automobile. centa, n: A point around which something revolves; axis. (Or someone involved with the Knicks.) chouda, n: A thick seafood soup, often in a milk base. dada, n: Information, esp. information organized for analysis or computation. -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary
| | #5062 | | America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America". -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
| | #5063 | | America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? -- Allen Ginsberg
| | #5064 | | American by birth; Texan by the grace of God.
| | #5065 | | Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense.
| | #5066 | | Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out to have been a phenomenon, not a civilization. -- Shirley Hazzard, "Transit of Venus"
| | #5067 | | An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. -- A Chinese child
| | #5068 | | An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A.P. Herbert
| | #5069 | | Anything anybody can say about America is true. -- Emmett Grogan
| | #5070 | | Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union. -- P.J. O'Rourke
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