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#4701 | | U.S. of A.: "Don't speak to the bus driver." Germany: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver." England: "You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver." Scotland: "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?" Italy: "Don't answer the driver."
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#4702 | | Udall's Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like.
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#4703 | | Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
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#4704 | | Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics: Superiority is recessive.
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#4705 | | understand, v.: To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the basis of your own internal model instead.
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#4706 | | Unfair animal names:
-- tsetse fly -- bullhead -- booby -- duck-billed platypus -- sapsucker -- Clarence -- Gary Larson
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#4707 | | unfair competition, n.: Selling cheaper than we do.
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#4708 | | union, n.: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
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#4709 | | Universe, n.: The problem.
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#4710 | | University, n.: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and ...
[Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying the credibility of the entire fortune program. Ed.]
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