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#4591 |  | Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. (3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
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#4592 |  | Slous' Contention: If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
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#4593 |  | Slurm, n.: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#4594 |  | Snacktrek, n.: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#4595 |  | snappy repartee: What you'd say if you had another chance.
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#4596 |  | Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
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#4597 |  | Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
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#4598 |  | Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses; (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothes; (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs you have just kicked. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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#4599 |  | spagmumps, n.: Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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#4600 |  | Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.
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