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#10681You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
-- F. Allen
#10682You can't cheat the phone company.
#10683You cannot have a science without measurement.
-- R. W. Hamming
#10684You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
#10685You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?
#10686You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
about 10^12 to 1.
-- Ernest Rutherford
#10687You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that,
contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually
use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer. If you visit a
scientist's house on a sultry August day, you'll find a cheerful fire
roaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how
cool he is and drinking heavily.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
#10688You will never amount to much.
-- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
#10689It is the theory which decides what can be observed.
-- Albert Einstein
#10690God is subtle, but he is not malicious.
-- Albert Einstein
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