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#10681 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart. -- F. Allen
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#10682 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You can't cheat the phone company.
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#10683 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You cannot have a science without measurement. -- R. W. Hamming
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#10684 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
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#10685 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?
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#10686 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10^12 to 1. -- Ernest Rutherford
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#10687 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day, you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily. -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
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#10688 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You will never amount to much. -- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
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#10689 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | It is the theory which decides what can be observed. -- Albert Einstein
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#10690 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | God is subtle, but he is not malicious. -- Albert Einstein
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