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#10031When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
#10032When the government bureau's remedies don't match your problem, you modify
the problem, not the remedy.
#10033When the revolution comes, count your change.
#10034When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is
not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine
#10035When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldn't find
anyone. Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three captains,
two lieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge. Never in the
history of war have so few been led by so many.
-- General James Gavin
#10036When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby
#10037When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry Truman
#10038When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
-- Winston Churchill, on formal declarations of war
#10039When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
#10040When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that
you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
-- Otto Von Bismarck
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