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#991 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fear is the greatest salesman. -- Robert Klein
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#992 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions, right here!
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#993 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out. -- Andy Capp
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#994 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. -- Thomas Alva Edison
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#995 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
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#996 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done.
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#997 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest." -- Eric Clapton
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#998 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | God help those who do not help themselves. -- Wilson Mizner
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#999 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | God helps them that help themselves. -- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
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#1000 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
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