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#10782 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating a Canadian.
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#10783 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.
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#10784 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum.
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#10785 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.
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#10786 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable!
Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God? A: Yes, up to isomorphism!
Q: What is a compact city? A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen! -- Peter Lax
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#10787 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin? A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
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#10788 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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#10789 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.
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#10790 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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#10791 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One less drunk.
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