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#7542 Thank God I'm an atheist.
#7543 This report is filled with omissions.
#7544 We are not anticipating any emergencies.
#7545 We're overpaying him, but he's worth it. -Samuel Goldwyn
#7546 His honour rooted in dishonour stood,
And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true.
-Alfred Lord Tennyson
#7547 The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a
planned inadvertency. -Wilson Follett
#7548 An Irishman is never at peace except when he's fighting.
#7549 I marvel at the strength of human weakness.
#7550 Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. -Irene Peter
#7551 Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
-Josh Billings
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