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#6928A man's gotta know his limitations.
-- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"
#6929A modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object
in the whole creation.
-- Goldsmith
#6930A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman
makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-- Frost
#6931A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
-- Gloria Steinem
#6932A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
#6933A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions
your wife asks you for nothing.
-- Joey Adams
#6934 A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator, "Don't all these
stops and starts get you pretty worn out?" "It isn't the stops and starts
that get on my nerves, it's the jerks."
#6935A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
-- Overheard in an algebra lecture.
#6936A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who
demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?"
holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.
Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me.
-- Plutarch
#6937 A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible
eyeing him and giggling. One of them called out, "Hey, Scotty! What's worn
under the kilt?"
He strolled over to the side of the car and asked, "Ach, lass, are you
SURE you want to know?" Somewhat nervously, the blonde replied yes, she did
really want to know.
The Scotsman leaned closer and confided, "Why, lass, nothing's worn
under the kilt, everything's in perfect workin' order!"
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