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#7218 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them. -- DeSegur
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#7219 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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#7220 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.
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#7221 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them. -- Joseph Addison
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#7222 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. -- Richard Roeper, "Men and Women Are Different"
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#7223 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote. Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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#7224 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out. Moe: So? Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse.
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#7225 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
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#7226 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two things we have. -- The Best of Will Rogers
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#7227 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. -- Lazarus Long
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