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![](/images/empty.gif) | #7168 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted. In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive. If you really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end. For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities I most admired in myself I gave up. I stopped being loud and bossy ... Oh, all right. I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back. -- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7169 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward. -- Miss November, 1966
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7170 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex. -- Valerie Solanas
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7171 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7172 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7173 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another. -- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7174 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan McKay
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7175 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. -- Lazarus Long
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7176 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7177 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lots of girls can be had for a song. Unfortunately, it often turns out to be the wedding march.
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