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#7008 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb
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#7009 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Dull women have immaculate homes.
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#7010 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served. Returning for a second helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?" "Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for white meat or dark meat." Churchill apologized profusely. The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from her guest of honor. The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if you would pin this on your white meat."
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#7011 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.
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#7012 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason
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#7013 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | ... eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his original joy his falling in love with Ada. -- Nabokov
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#7014 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel. -- Ewald Nyquist
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#7015 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times. At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albert; you have rarely introduced me to so charming a wife."
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#7016 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous ..." -- Robert Benchley
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#7017 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. -- Barrie
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