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![](/images/empty.gif) | #6524 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6525 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large. -- Mark Twain
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6526 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone. -- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6527 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holmes
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6528 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6529 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none." -- Shakespeare
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6530 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6531 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6532 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant. -- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #6533 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | October 12, the Discovery.
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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