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#6103 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
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#6104 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If the very old will remember, the very young will listen. -- Chief Dan George
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#6105 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davis
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#6106 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
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#6107 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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#6108 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
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#6109 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children. -- Kingsley Amis
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#6110 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for. -- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard
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#6111 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer"; because, in any decent house, a brat that starts asking questions is promptly packed off to bed. -- Arthur Binstead
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#6112 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
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