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#6093 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro
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#6094 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce
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#6095 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford
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#6096 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell out, a letter from my mother, written in pencil, one of her last, with unfinished words and an implicit sense of her departure. It's so curious: one can resist tears and "behave" very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window... or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed... or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. -- Letters From Colette
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#6097 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. -- Rodney Dangerfield
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#6098 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." -- Rodney Dangerfield
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#6099 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.
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#6100 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. -- Will Rogers
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#6101 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
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#6102 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If parents would only realize how they bore their children. -- G.B. Shaw
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