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#5248 During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He
stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode
Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch
a Tory!"
#5249Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet
#5250Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
#5251Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
#5252Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
#5253Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
#5254"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
#5255Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
#5256Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
#5257Even a cabbage may look at a king.
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