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#4358 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | paranoia, n.: A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
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#4359 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats.
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#4360 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
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#4361 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
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#4362 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | party, n.: A gathering where you meet people who drink so much you can't even remember their names.
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#4363 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol. Please modify your programs accordingly.
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#4364 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
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#4365 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it. -- Datamation, January 15, 1984
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#4366 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Password:
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#4367 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.
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