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#4298 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
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#4299 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
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#4300 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
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#4301 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
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#4302 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | mummy, n.: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
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#4303 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
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#4304 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will. (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.
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#4305 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Murray's Rule: Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
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#4306 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Mustgo, n.: Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project. -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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#4307 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | My father taught me three things: (1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water. (2) Never try to draw to an inside straight. (3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.
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