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#4248 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
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#4249 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need is in the others. -- Ray Simard
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#4250 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
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#4251 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | marriage, n.: An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing that love. In short, committment to an institution.
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#4252 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | marriage, n.: Convertible bonds.
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#4253 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage, n.: The evil aye.
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#4254 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
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#4255 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for.
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#4256 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Maslow's Maxim: If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail.
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#4257 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
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