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#4208 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
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#4209 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4210 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth. -- Oliver Herford
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#4211 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lie, n.: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
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#4212 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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#4213 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
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#4214 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | life, n.: Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.
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#4215 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | life, n.: That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
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#4216 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | lighthouse, n.: A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
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#4217 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | like: When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.
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